Rules:Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/Only one Pokemon per question. Tag one or more person when you're finishedThis Pokémon is you:... Okay, this is starting off REALLY wrong.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:Because one day I know you will level up... so keep going!2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:... that's cute... but really kind of terrifying.3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Are we allowed to have human participants? Croagunk, go get some test subjects! 4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
... What is deez?5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:Apparently my boss is my mother in law. Greeeaaaat... 6. This Pokémon is your significant other:X3 I have no complaints.7. This Pokémon is your ex:
Really a great guy... we just had to go our separate ways, is all.8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:Oh goodness... I don't know whether to squeal with terror, or with just the sheer amount of cute oozing from it.9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:^Also see the guy who's looking to murder me. He just doesn't want to do it while I'm looking.10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:HEY! What're you- *sees him; walks away* You have fun with that cheesecake, buddy.11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Q-Q ... I think I need to find a new house... 12. This Pokémon banged your mom:Oh, hai, daddy!13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants:... Dude... I think he's ogling me... but it's so hard to tell!14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:And it was TASTY.15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:C'mon, little buddy! We're going on an adventure!16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:Not sure I'm going to be able to sleep from here on out.17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:He's my guard... weasel... thing. DON'T LAUGH... he'll getcha.18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:Always straight-faced that one... never can tell what he's thinking...19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day:
... well that's just too easy!20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Poor guy burrowed in and got stuck. He's free now.21. This Pokémon watches you sleep:
I don't think I'd ever see him in the dark. OTL22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
... she's here to protect me, right? *shivershiver*23. This Pokémon won't rest until it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:GUH! NO!! NONONO! NOT THE BEES!24. This Pokémon will be there for you when you need it:Awe YEAH, BABY!25. These Pokémon want to form a band with you (generate 3 here):
Well, my S.O. and his two nerdy friends are in... why not? Let's have a blast! (Not saying we'll go anywhere, but it's worth trying, eh? X3))
This was fun! If you want to do this Meme? Challenge? I don't know what it is.. but just feel free to do so!