Ten Questions (No, I Don't do Tags. Don't Worry)

I was tagged by

1. - You must post these rules.

2. - Each person has to share 10 things about them

3. - Answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the people you tag will have to answer.

4. - Choose 10 people and put their icons on your journal

5. - Go to their page to inform them they are tagged

6. - Not something like " You are tagged if you read that"

7. - You have to legitimately tag 10 people

8. - No tag-backs

9. - You can't say that you don't do tags.

10. - YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY. NO COMMENTS. Unless you're commenting about the actual entry

You know... you say a lot of 'you must' this and that. I'm going to answer. I'm not tagging.

10 Things About Myself

1. I'm not an interesting person.

2. If you want to know more about me, you should enter

3. Or check out where I am participating.

4. Or for that matter.

5. You know, I hear is having another season. You should pester Plot-Chick

6. legolass1119 is actually in the finals for Once-Dead-OCT

7. So is Jerro893

8. You should definitely check them out.

9. There will be a silly season after season 1 is over in a few weeks, so if you want to wet your toes with OCTs, you should look into it.

10. Thank you, Aegypius-X, Buroe, Icecreammouth, and Sesura for all of your health and support. I am nothing without you.

Questions for ME

1. You are sitting in your room when a weird, rainbow coloured, pygmy hippo magically appears in front of you. “Hi! I’m a generic magical mascot that will hang round you for food but will totally leave you behind if a giant monster comes to eat us.” It says in a squeaky voice. What do you do or/and say?  

I get up, grab a glass of water, and then go back to bed. 

2. It turns out that the rainbow hippo is called Boggy Tutu and is an ambassador for the planet, Wutty Rutty. Apparently, there’s an evil threat called the Wetwipes that are threating the entire universe by wanting to turn it into a giant stage and making everyone listen to rubbish Wetwipe music. According to Boggy Tutu, the only hope in stopping them is a magical girl/boy from Earth. (A.K.A It’s totally you.) What’s your reaction to this news?

... Do I have to wear one of those stupid outfits? 

3. Boggy Tutu explains (more like guilt tripping you) that even though you could be killed, you are the universe’s last hope of salvation. But he and his people aren’t going to throw you into battle without anything to help you. Boggy pulls out from his mouth an item which is supposed to give you a weapon and magical powers. He shoves the slimy thing into your hands. What is this item?

 It's a stick. He obviously wishes to play fetch.

4. The hippo then explains how to activate the thing, you shout out your magical chant to transform yourself into a magical girl/boy. What do you shout and what is your transformation sequence like?

I scream, without any words, and I disappear into a cloud of smoke. 

5. Hooray! You’ve finally become a magical girl/boy, the symbol of Justice, Truth and the Power of Grey kneecap or something. Tell me what your costume looks like and what kind of weapon have you been given?  Any cool or unique powers?

Umm... I'm wielding a stick, and for whatever reason, I'm still in my pjamas. I think I might now have the powers of love and friendship, however. Maybe I can hug them all to death.  

6. Let’s take a break from the Skittle hippo for now. What kind of books do you like?

Fantasy. Especially Piers Anthony.  

7. If you could make up a new star sign, what would it be and what characteristics would it have?

It would be a giant spider. Veronica would love it. The end.

8. A cat in a waistcoat wearing top hat and a monocle or a rabbit wearing a cowboy hat, a silver sheriff star and red cowboy boots. Which is better and the cutest?

Well, I'm allergic to the cat... so I have to say the rabbit. He'll go well with potatoes and carrots.

9. Pirate Zombies VS Robot Ninjas! Who wins?

Alien Samurai

10. And back to our adventure!

After many adventures and fighting the good fight as a magical girl/boy, you are finally against the Boss King of Wetwipes! He laughs horribly before sneering, “You cannot stop me *Insert cheesy magical name you’ve given yourself*!  For I am the creator of bad music!”

 What does this jerk look like and how do you finally kick his ass?

He looks like dragoneyesai and he wakes me up and tells me to stop sleepwalking. I make a sideways comment asking where his shoes are. He goes back to his room. All is right with the world.